How to respond to dick pics

What would a sex worker’s day be without the inevitable dick pics in her inbox? No matter how long I do this work, I will never understand why men insist on sharing bad pictures of their shortcomings.

We all get them. So, what do we do with them? What’s the best way to respond to the random, unsolicited dick pic? Here are the responses I use…

Delete without comment

If the pic comes without warning or introduction, I simply delete it, without responding. I give him—-nothing.

No block just yet, because I expect a cash apology. It’s surprising how many subs apologize, and will send if I drop a payment link after they do.

Always make room to get paid.

Delete and block

If the gentleman has become a creeper, and sends me a dick pic with an indication that he expects me to respond, I ask if he’d like to pay me for a dick rating. Nine times out of then, he’s offended, as if I should be grateful for the pic, and should want to discuss it with him for free.

Delete and block. I don’t play if there’s no pay. Expecting me to discuss your glorious shrimp for free is an insult.

Delete and block: variation

While we’re deleting and blocking offenders, let’s share their names with any engagement groups or chats, so our sisters don’t have to endure this type of fuckery. If a potential sub doesn’t pay you, either as an apology, or for a dick rating, they are a time waster. We share names of time wasters.

Return the favor

I wish I could claim credit for this, but I read it in a Reddit comment, and almost choked on my breakfast:

If you receive an unsolicited dick pic, send one back, without comment. There are plenty to choose from online. I prefer to use the largest, most impossible to live up to dick pics for this.

Misery loves company, right? If I have to look at errant dick pics, so does he.

Scorch the earth

I have a love/hate feeling about this one:

Blackmail. Tell the sender you will post the entire conversation, with user name and pic, to all your social media, unless they pay you for the insult.

They will delete their account, unless they get off on public humiliation, in which case you’ve given them a free session. Even then, if other dommes dogpile on them for insulting you, they may still delete their account—-and make a new one tomorrow, to continue their weird dick-sending hobby.

Fun, if you have the time to waste. Attracts the attention of subs who like public humiliation. But only do this on platforms that won’t ding you for this type of post, because real blackmail is against almost everyone’s TOS.

What else?

So, how do you deal with random dick pics? Leave a comment below, and let me know!